Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Stupid Stuff

Shit That Pisses Me Off. And Im Sure Most People Agree

1) People that let their kids walk in the middle of the Target parking lot. Or any parking lot. Its like, really? Let me hit your kid and then blame it on you cause you're the douche bag parent that wasnt paying attention.
2) Facebook abusers. I dont care what youre eating for lunch. I dont give a flying fuck that you just made out with your lame gf/bf. You want a cookie because you closed down the bar? No, I dont wanna play virtual pigeon shooting with you. Thanks for the cyber lasagna but I have a real life oven. Whats next, facebook sex? Oh wait...
3) Cell phone abusers. Im not talking about people like me who always have their phone glued to your hand. :) Im talking about the ones that stand in line behind you on their cell LOUD AS HELL. I wish I had a shirt that said "Shut the fuck up you donkey" on the back .
4) Cookies. They piss me off like no other. I go to the store and they yell at me until I buy them. Then I get them home and they yell at me again until I eat them. Then, if I don't eat all of them they yell at me until I do. Then I have to go back to buy more. Its like a cycle. Fuckin cookies are so dam needy.
To be continued.....

Monday, August 3, 2009

I had a dream last night that Eddie Murphey and I were swimming inside a giant orange.

Acid trip or what?