SALUTE F*CK Your Shorts!

That's right. F*CK your silly little shorts.

If you ever stay at my house wearing fuzzy red pj's with pink reindeer's all over them IN THE SUMMER, this is what will happen to them!

Reindeer Cook Out! Wooo!

Simon likes to hump reindeer's!

BURN that shit!

Kitty litter that bitch!

Eat that mutha f*cker!

Poke that shit with flowers.




Run over that jack ass




Feed them to Ninja Turtles!


If you ever stay at my house, I suggest you keep your dam fuzzy Christmas toddler PJ's at home. Ta ta!


This blog is dedicated to Liz Simmons as a joke. :)